Right, bollocks to it, I'm not editing any of this one. I'm just typing and pressing Publish.
Massive events happening across the Globe - US election which deems to be a bit of a historic event. Barak Obama actually won. I'm actually rather impressed. I didn't think the idiot Americans would pull it off, but it seems that they may have possibly outvoted all of the gun toting, cross eyed hillbillies that the media has been interviewing for weeks (before you hunt me down and kill me, I am perfectly aware that not all Americans are like this).
So other than stuff from the other side of the water? Well, today also saw my return to the office, if only for half a day and my subsequent return to stick a hot water bottle on my back and cringe for a while. If we're being rather honest, it was more like get back to car sit down, wince, go home, try not to get emotional at not coping for longer. Meh. It'll take time.
So what of the crazy? Well I've been much focused on getting back to work. All the energy is going into there instead. I'm trying not to think about things as it all seems a bit, well, small and ludicrous compared to the bigger picture. Perhaps this is my small space to let me have some time to acknowledge it. I enjoyed the ranting, so I think I shall continue in that style, so as before to people in general, people I know, and randoms:
I'm not going to hurt myself, I've already learnt the hard way, and that hurt. Rather a lot. I just want to be back to normality!
I'm in pain, I'm not a retard, quit talking to me like one.
I've told you already, LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING (and do as you're asked). I will just bin all of your toys and Santa can deliver you a lump of bloody coal.
Your ex is a psychotic pathological liar bitch queen from hell with no conscience or thought for others - I agree, but if you're not going to take any action and divorce the mad cow then I am not going to listen to you bitch and moan about her.
You there. Yes You!!! You won't get a date unless you get yourself out there. Now go the fuck out and find yourself a proper woman. (I love you btw, and I only say it because you deserve to be happy)
You may accept all the emotional blackmail in the world from your family. But it's going to stop with you. Personally I don't give a rat's arse whether your mother approves of my lifestyle or not. I'm a grown up. Care to join me?
What do you mean you aren't voting for him because you can't say his name - it's even spelt phonetically! People like you should not be allowed oxygen.
Who in God's name gives a child 200g of sugar filled, coated and covered jelly sweets?!??! Or lets them stay up until who knows what time of the night?! For fuck sake people how did your children survive???
Their = possessive There = place How hard is it to grasp just the basics of the English Language? How did you get a degree?! And don't get me started on commas.......
It's pronounced 'Far Hee Taas' NOT fucking 'Faa Gee Taas' - Spanish. Stop being an idiot.
The gelatinous mass of the c-section area is not attractive. When you can call blaumange attractive, get back to me ok?
Why why why must we keep every item of useless crap that you find anywhere ever? You don't play with it. You don't even know what some of it is! Just put the bloody thing in the bin.
Massive events happening across the Globe - US election which deems to be a bit of a historic event. Barak Obama actually won. I'm actually rather impressed. I didn't think the idiot Americans would pull it off, but it seems that they may have possibly outvoted all of the gun toting, cross eyed hillbillies that the media has been interviewing for weeks (before you hunt me down and kill me, I am perfectly aware that not all Americans are like this).
So other than stuff from the other side of the water? Well, today also saw my return to the office, if only for half a day and my subsequent return to stick a hot water bottle on my back and cringe for a while. If we're being rather honest, it was more like get back to car sit down, wince, go home, try not to get emotional at not coping for longer. Meh. It'll take time.
So what of the crazy? Well I've been much focused on getting back to work. All the energy is going into there instead. I'm trying not to think about things as it all seems a bit, well, small and ludicrous compared to the bigger picture. Perhaps this is my small space to let me have some time to acknowledge it. I enjoyed the ranting, so I think I shall continue in that style, so as before to people in general, people I know, and randoms:
I'm not going to hurt myself, I've already learnt the hard way, and that hurt. Rather a lot. I just want to be back to normality!
I'm in pain, I'm not a retard, quit talking to me like one.
I've told you already, LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING (and do as you're asked). I will just bin all of your toys and Santa can deliver you a lump of bloody coal.
Your ex is a psychotic pathological liar bitch queen from hell with no conscience or thought for others - I agree, but if you're not going to take any action and divorce the mad cow then I am not going to listen to you bitch and moan about her.
You there. Yes You!!! You won't get a date unless you get yourself out there. Now go the fuck out and find yourself a proper woman. (I love you btw, and I only say it because you deserve to be happy)
You may accept all the emotional blackmail in the world from your family. But it's going to stop with you. Personally I don't give a rat's arse whether your mother approves of my lifestyle or not. I'm a grown up. Care to join me?
What do you mean you aren't voting for him because you can't say his name - it's even spelt phonetically! People like you should not be allowed oxygen.
Who in God's name gives a child 200g of sugar filled, coated and covered jelly sweets?!??! Or lets them stay up until who knows what time of the night?! For fuck sake people how did your children survive???
Their = possessive There = place How hard is it to grasp just the basics of the English Language? How did you get a degree?! And don't get me started on commas.......
It's pronounced 'Far Hee Taas' NOT fucking 'Faa Gee Taas' - Spanish. Stop being an idiot.
The gelatinous mass of the c-section area is not attractive. When you can call blaumange attractive, get back to me ok?
Why why why must we keep every item of useless crap that you find anywhere ever? You don't play with it. You don't even know what some of it is! Just put the bloody thing in the bin.
But he DID actually sleep with her. The man might be a prat, but he wasn't lying. Just accept that she's a slapper, so is he, but he managed to make a joke out of it first. And let's face it - it was quite funny. And anyone who openly broadcasts themselves online as a Satanic Slut isn't exactly maintaining their appearance of chastity. It's not like she's not making a mint off the back of all the outrage (goodness me, it couldn't possibly be outrage for profit could it?? What will people think of next?)
I'm watching the news...... I know you like cartoons..... I don't know who that man is..... I can't tell you what he's saying if you won't let me listen.... that's the president..... of America..... he's in charge of America....... a long way away...... that's his house........ yes it is bigger than ours........ yes Daddy gets to be in charge at home...... no Daddy is not a president........ I'm watching the news
You chose to date the man. You knew about his past, fuck you were part of it. So why the hell are you bitching at me? Did I ask for involvement? I am not a marriage counsellor. Try confession.
You know what? If you don't like the guinea pig you tell the heartbroken 4 year old she has to give him away. Don't make me the bad person just because you're being a grumpy arsehole.
AND QUIT FUCKING NUDGING ME!
Ahhh that's better.
And for my female readers - none of that was aimed at you xxxx
I'm watching the news...... I know you like cartoons..... I don't know who that man is..... I can't tell you what he's saying if you won't let me listen.... that's the president..... of America..... he's in charge of America....... a long way away...... that's his house........ yes it is bigger than ours........ yes Daddy gets to be in charge at home...... no Daddy is not a president........ I'm watching the news
You chose to date the man. You knew about his past, fuck you were part of it. So why the hell are you bitching at me? Did I ask for involvement? I am not a marriage counsellor. Try confession.
You know what? If you don't like the guinea pig you tell the heartbroken 4 year old she has to give him away. Don't make me the bad person just because you're being a grumpy arsehole.
AND QUIT FUCKING NUDGING ME!
Ahhh that's better.
And for my female readers - none of that was aimed at you xxxx
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